Chuck Norris (chucknorris)

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About me

Let others do the talk for me.

  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris can speak braille.
  • Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
  • Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  • If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.


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